Instagram I swear by all that is cool!

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

lushmeuse:

"Lolita" (09.03.14)Model:  Haskiri Velazquez
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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

From Associated Press From Bat Country on Facebook

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

yung-medusa:

 ︻╦╤─ soft ghetto ─╤╦︻
yung-medusa:

 ︻╦╤─ soft ghetto ─╤╦︻

wzrdkelley:

I just walked out the house and felt like the sun was tryna beat my ass

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validx2:

When that door lock lose ya thong girl 

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

my eye has been twitching since 2 days ago i when was reminded that people fetishise mass murderers

it literally will not stop twitching