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bvsedjesus:

this gif is great

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the-beauty-in-breakdown:

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doughnuthunter:

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I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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the-beauty-in-breakdown:

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doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

unsharedmemories:

people need to look up the definitions of the words depressed, stressed and anxiety before they use them in their every day vocabulary 

thisshitfunny:

coconutoil97:

ab soul got yaris sanchez, jay got bey anything is really possible for ugly niggas right now it’s yall time to shine

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pissrainbows-shitgiggles:

Ugh, I really don’t want to ride in the car with my sister. She talks so much about nothing all day.

"My Sims move so slow."
“Look at my toenails.”
“Facebook be twirlin’ me!”

I really just can’t right now.

lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

ltachi-uchiha:

[D E T E R M I N A T I O N]

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit