Instagram I swear by all that is cool!


me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 



who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it


"bout to ding dong ditch sam pepper"


This could be us but you need to evolve

Now what’s cooler than bein’ cool?


Dont be that girl that be trappin niggas, gettin pregnant on purpose just to keep a nigga around and ruin his life

There is a special place in hell for each one of all bitches


i dont remember this episode of spongebob :l

things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
  • elvve:

    *bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER


    If you date a white boy and he buys you a porcelain doll as a gift, he’s trying to bring the devil upon you don’t you learn anything from scary movies???