Instagram I swear by all that is cool!

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

tchuess:

"bout to ding dong ditch sam pepper"

the94thchamber:

This could be us but you need to evolve
elias-stein:

Now what’s cooler than bein’ cool?

madeupmonkeyshit:

Dont be that girl that be trappin niggas, gettin pregnant on purpose just to keep a nigga around and ruin his life

There is a special place in hell for each one of all bitches

efapping:

i dont remember this episode of spongebob :l

things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
  • elvve:

    *bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

    eggluvr:

    If you date a white boy and he buys you a porcelain doll as a gift, he’s trying to bring the devil upon you don’t you learn anything from scary movies???